Sunday, November 30, 2008

Down to Wellington

All it takes is Michael Scott to score Carey and me a ride down to Wellington. We were hanging out in our Hostel in Auckland and started a conversation with a nice guy named Walter from Holland. It turns out that we liked the same shows and a firewire cable was quickly brought out to update our respective tv show stashes. A few episodes of The Office later and we split up.
The next day as Carey and I were at the the travel counter to purchase our bus tickets to Wellington Walter chimed up that he had a rental car and no plans. Our time with our Daihatsu Sirion was just beginning.
When the rental agency tells you that there is no way that three people and luggage will fit into a miniscule Japanese subcompact they are just trying to upsell you. Here is what we learned about the Daihatsu Sirion:
Pros: Great offroad. Interestingly enough New Zealand rental agencies do not prohibit non sealed roads like the do in Australia. They just prohibit you driving on 4 specific roads in the whole country.
Cons: Not big enough for Carey to sleep in before an 18K hike. O well...

It was a relaxing two day drive down to Wellington with our stopover to do the hike that I mentioned in the previous post. It also gave us a good chance to see New Zealand. To my utter delight this is one of those countries that likes giant things on the side of the road. Slideshow on the right banner hint hint... I don't know what makes people decide that what their town really needs is a giant shoe, dog, duck, etc... but it certainly keeps the postcard industry healthy.

We arrived in Wellington to the maddening sight of our cruise ship pulling out of the harbor. Carey's and my stomachs were clamoring for the obscene quantities of mediocre food that a week before we had been enjoying on that very boat. Had we arrived into town an hour earlier we could've tried to board with our ship's cards that we still had. That would have been much more entertaining once we realized that we had overlooked certain details such as where to sleep since we no longer had a cabin and that we would be stuck on the boat for two days ending in Christchurch while all of our stuff was still in Wellington with Walter. Along the lines of arriving in town too late we also missed the chance to go a Thanksgiving dinner that we had been invited to. We celebrated the pilgrims with bowls of noodles in a Malaysian restaurant.

The next day we went to Jewish services and met a young kiwi named Adrian. We met up with him the next day for drinks which led into a night that convinced us that Wellington is the best party city in New Zealand. This is a great town on a Saturday night that certainly knows how to do a house party.

Walter and I are going to get back in the car tomorrow and explore the north island some more while Carey stays in Wellington to begin work. I have a very interesting work offer that will involve me living on a beach cottage for a couple of months. Internet is going to be spotty for a few days. If the job is real I will be hopping off near Auckland to go pursue that, otherwise it is a few more weeks of driving around.

Tongariro Crossing

Lets Go New Zealand calls the Tongariro Crossing the most spectacular day hike in New Zealand, it is a highlight reel of a trail. The combination of glacial valleys with Volcanos upthrust through them makes a stunning sight. I will let the slideshow do the rest.

Monday, November 24, 2008

About Train Stations

As Some of you may know I am a bit of a train Buff along with the other vehicles that I obsess over. Every time I come into NYC on the train it is such a pain to have to experience Penn Station. The only saving grace is that the Rangers play above it. You can see what it used to look like in the first pictures. Take a look at it now. Westchester may have Mad Men, but it also has Grand Central. I mean, what a way to make an entrance.
Take a look at these two train stations, the larger one in Dunedin and the other in Arthur's Pass. Don't they just make you feel like you have accomplished something in getting there? I will give NY credit though, there are debates in Auckland right now about electrifying the trains. At least we have that...

Pictures

You can see all of my pictures over on the link to the right. Enjoy!

Finally on Land

During the whole cruise I had this nagging feeling about what would happen once I got off the boat. I was right and I was hungry. It is quite a shock to the system to go from having everything you need inside one vehicle to having to deal with worldly concerns such as a bed and dinner. The advantage of having a currency where prices are roughly similar to the US but an exchange rate of 1.8 USD to 1 NZD and climbing means that Carey and I price everything out as if we were back in the states. Therefore we have lived like giant cheapskates so far. As you may know we have a great deal on our place in the city but even so it is still cheaper for us to be away on vacation.
Now that I have spent a couple of days in Auckland it seems like just another city. It may be that it has rained since we arrived but it just seems boring. All my time has been spent in the CBD, my mind might change after I see more but just comparing it to other places around the world there is nothing about this area that is uniquely New Zealand. I am happy that Carey chose Wellington, that city just felt so much more liveable.
I had planned Auckland as a respite after the cruise since I got basically no sleep on it and that is what it has been. It is a bed, dinner, and an internet café.
I feel like I emailed most of New Zealand today in my job search. My plan right now is to spend December, January, and some of February working then do my crazy motorcycle adventure after the peak season dies down. The more time I spend here the more apprehensive I get about being entertained for the entire 6 months. If I find myself on a plane to Australia at the beginning of April I won’t be surprised. On that note, if anybody wants to attempt to drive to Cape York with me in April or early May please get in touch. Do yourself a favor and look up what is involved before you seriously consider it.
I will be in Auckland for a couple more days then down with Carey to Wellington to hopefully find some Americans to celebrate Thanksgiving with.

The Cruise…

The thing about Cruises is that it takes about a day for your body to get accustomed to the rigors of life at sea. The food for example… There are a few different methods for this. 1. The American: Order 1 of everything on the menu at dinner.
2. The Economist: Try to make the Cruise Ship lose money on you. Maximize the expensive items and avoid filler foods such as Rice and Pasta (see Midtown Lunch’s Buffet strategy) This method also involves purchasing no alcohol.
3. The Puritan: Manages to eat 3 square meals a day. Also wears square shoes.
4. The Regretful Eater: This is very similar to strategy 1 until your pants no longer fit. Then it becomes strategy 3.
5. The Catchup: The opposite of 4. After a few days of watching the Americans devour whole cows while you eat your salad you realize that you paid just as much as them to be on this boat and you better make it worth your while.
6. My Mother: Be allergic to everything. My mother is in the rare group of people who need to pack canned goods in order to go on a Cruise. She goes on a few cruises a year and I am surprised that a Waiter hasn’t murdered her out of frustration yet. Lets just say that food got sent back a lot at our table.
Surprisingly I used strategy 3 as I did not want to be a giant fat ass. I want to thank all of the Southeast Asians on the cruise for one thing… Breakfast Curry. The ships cater their menus to the passengers and it was almost bearable to be up at 7AM when I knew there was a plate of curry lentils and Purri bread waiting for me.
I like to pretend that I am the Mayor of a small town on Cruise ships and attempt to meet everyone on board. Normally on the Carribean cruises that means meeting most of New Jersey. Luckily on this boat the majority of the passengers were Aussies. On my last Australia adventure I realized that I spent most of the time talking to Crystal and Robin therefore I never really got to experience Aussie culture. My observation was that it seemed to revolve mostly around booze and cigarettes. It got to the point that I really felt bad for some of them because the ships currency was USD and after the conversion I don’t think some of them will be able to go away for a long while. I finally got my exposure to that down under brand of English. Of all the words that I learned I think my favorite is “feral”. It was typically used to describe the quality of the boys in a backwater Queensland town. I am crossing my fingers that that one makes it back to the US. The Mayor method in addition to an Apartment on Central Park has the benefit of yielding places to stay around the world. Considering the amount of planning that I have done for this trip they are welcome invitations.
I find that when I am on a cruise I barely sleep. I normally get about 6-8 hours when I am at home but on the ships it is usually about 4 hours. I feel that I am paying for every second on board so I may as well make the most of it. Auckland is going to a welcome nap break.
I have been on 3 cruises now and one thing has been consistent. The Cruise Director is always a popped collar doucebag. You know the guy who worked in the Applebees type restaurant in “Office Space?” The one with all the pieces of flair? That is every cruise director that I have met, James on this boat was no different. Every time I heard his voice I just wanted to smash his face with a rake.
The shore excursions were all interesting but the days at seas were the best. Shore days feel almost like work since you have to get up so early and do so much. There are few days like Cruise sea days where every little thing that you could need is provided for and even if you wanted to be productive you cannot because you are stuck on a boat in the middle of the Tasman sea. It is just such a wonderful mix of opulence and sloth. As the customs agent put it when he inspected my tent and boots: “We don’t get a lot of backpackers on the Cruises.” I will chalk this boat ride down to probably the nicest ferry ride that I will ever take. If only it went to Staten Island…

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sorry for the lack of posts

I just got into Auckland after no internet. More posts will come quickly...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

I've Been Kidnapped!

Some people may be wondering who I am. I am Curious George, I belong to Mike McCormick who is Jeff's arch Frenemy. I apparently have been kidnapped for the purpose of an elaborate game of spite.

Packing


Never in my life have I had to pack so little for such a long time. College was easy. You took the car, opened the windows and shoved stuff in until it was up to the windows. Then you closed them and loaded everything else in through the Driver's door. I recall driving back one time that there was so much crap in the car that it would fall all over every time I turned right.
This time I have 2 packs, a big one and a little one. Sunday afternoon I looked at my big pack lying on the floor empty and was amazed at how much space it had. Then I started to put stuff in it. Lets just say that it is bursting at the seams and I think that I packed light. Luckily I have my devoted parents who will gladly drag everything that I decide I don't need back from the cruise.
Speaking of, here is a basic itinerary for now: We are flying to Sydney today and will get there on Thursday. Friday we hop aboard our cruise ship for a ten day tour of New Zealand. On the 23rd I will be in Auckland where I will say goodbye to my parents (and some stuff.) From there I have not a clue what will happen, but I have a hunch that there will be many packages of Arnott's Mint Slices.
Riding my bike today to accomplish a few last errands I had a bit of an accident with my shoe. Basically my foot slipped off the pedal and managed to wedge itself in my front spokes. Since the wheel was turning the inevitable quickly happened and I soon found myself airborne and soon afterwards laying on 8th Avenue outside Madison Square Garden with a Bike firmly stuck on my foot. Lets just say that if I didn't have a helmet on I would be probably be in a hospital right now, I got a pretty solid whack to the head. Also, thank you to my parents for giving me incredibly strong toe bone density. It was my big toe that jammed the wheel that caused the bike to flip, I figured it would have snapped off but it is fine (so far.) The bike on the otherhand has a gruesomely bent front spoke and I think the frame bent as well. I want to thank the good samaritan biker who helped me free my foot and for his classic quote: "Dude are you ok? That was wicked! You went like 5 feet in the air!"
I ripped my favorite jacket too sliding across the pavement, but hey, at least my pack is now lighter.

Introduction


Welcome to my blog. I figure since my sister did this during her six month down under adventure I should as well.
I am going to apologize in advance. My Sister and Step-Brother are both Professional writers. I am not...
You may be wondering about the monkey in the picture... That is curious George, he is a favorite toy of one of my friends. I stole him and he is going to be joining us on this adventure. He may write some entries of his own as well.